Cronus Connection

I am Pro-life; as soon as there's a sperm in an egg, it's a baby human being and worthy of all our protection. I'll provide money and support for organizations that promote the killing of doctors to save that little unborn baby but I don't care a whit about it the second the bloody little tyke drops out of the welfare queen's womb. It doesn't matter to me that rich women will still be able to obtain abortions in other countries - that's their own private business, just as long as poor women don't have abortions on my tax money or in my state. It doesn't matter to me if the baby and the mother die during childbirth - that's God's will. People shouldn't be having sex outside of marriage anyway. It ought to be illegal and the existing sodomy and adultery laws should be enforced instead of ignored. And don't get me started on us giving aid to other countries so they can abort their lovely little unborn children — I don't care what the slut mother's claims are, whether she can't get birth control or whatever. If it's God's will that she have a baby and she gets pregnant, she should give birth, not murder the child. And the unborn children should not be murdered using my tax dollars.

I'm pro Death Penalty; I think if someone breaks the law, they should pay the price. And it doesn't matter what kind of IQ the perpetrator has, how old they are or whether they're women, pregnant, whatever. If you do the deed you have it coming to you — if you do the crime, you can do the time. And I'm tired of hearing from all these bleeding-heart liberals complaining about all the black people on death row and the lack of good legal representation for minorities and the poor. They just don't get it. Why do they try to help killers, thieves, gangsters and drug dealers? Because they are afraid they're going to get caught next, that's why.

I support the Second Amendment; I don't care about all that crap over "well-regulated militias", it's our God-given right to have any weapons we can afford. Guns don't kill people; people with guns kill people with guns. And if someone without a gun gets killed, that just goes to show they should have had one for their own protection. The government cannot tell me what type of weapon I can have. I need armor-piercing rounds in the event that I need to defend myself against some of those armor-wearing law enforcement types. I should be able to buy a Howitzer, an Uzi or a tank if I can afford one. The government has no business checking my background. I'm not a criminal. And the Constitution doesn't say anything about who can or who can't have a gun. We're all equal in this country, except for niggras, faggots and welfare queens. Oh, and foreigners, the United Nations and all other countries can kiss my ass or we'll bomb them to hell. They're asking for it and they deserve it.

I am against Welfare; If any of my tax money goes to lazy individuals who got laid off - I'm against it. There are too many people taking advantage of the system. I don't care if you are lazy and rich. I only care if you are lazy and poor. I don't care if the crime rate will go up if poor people do not have options. I have a gun and I can take care of myself. If the poor people had bought guns while they had jobs they wouldn't go hungry. They could eat what they shoot, unless it's themselves, in which case I'd be happy to provide the ammo.

I believe in freedom of religion; Christianity is one of the things that make this country great. That is why I believe Christianity should be taught in schools and Christian laws should be enforced in the courts. I believe it is my duty to save your soul whether you want me to or not. I don't care if this interferes with your religious freedom - Christianity is the right religion — you can play at your own misguided "religions", but I know and everyone else with half a brain knows that Jesus is the only God. While I do care a lot about your soul (I get points in heaven for the number of souls I save) I don't want my tax dollars going to help the lazy, disadvantaged, sick, poor, mentally ill, disabled, orphaned or anyone else who doesn't pay their fair share. I don't care if Jesus wanted to help the poor and the meek, he only helped the ones that came to him and became Christians - let the heathen losers all die or kill them and let God sort them out when they get there. I'm certain that most of them are going to hell anyway, so they only have themselves to blame.

I believe in the War on Drugs; I think the slogan - "Just say no", goes a long way in preventing kids from using drugs. I think there's no better way to spend billions of my tax dollars. I think we should do random drug tests on everyone, except me and good people who are purchasing or selling guns. It doesn't matter to me that the war on drugs makes the drugs thousands of times more profitable, and provides that much more incentive to dealers and gangs, that's not my problem — they're the ones creating the problems. It's the darkies that are to blame. We'll send in heavily armed federal agents and either kill them or put them in jail. Forget warrants. Forget judicial review — these black-robed liberals should probably be in jail as well. Forget rehabilitation; the Bible says you reap what you sow. We can always build more prisons. We should lock them all up and throw away the key, as far as I'm concerned — let them eat each other or feed them on left-overs from school lunches. (If these "poor kids" were really hungry they wouldn't leave anything on their plates anyway.)

I believe the environment will take care of itself; What people call "scientific evidence" is all crap because it is only a theory. Acid rain is a health benefit — at least that way the rain leaking into opium dens is sterile. Global warming is a myth. A little cyanide, arsenic and lead in our water won't cause any harm. If some species die off, it was inevitable anyway - look at how many thousands of species died off already without us having done anything, if you believe the theoretical evolutionists. And if any species die off, it's God's will, not the fault of corporations or the government. Besides, I will be dead before the consequences affect me and will be taken up to heaven during the rapture real soon.

I believe that tax cuts for the most wealthy will stimulate the economy; Assisting corporations and wealthy individuals is good for job growth. They take large tax savings and invest the money into new businesses and additional growth. They create jobs with it. It's a myth of the liberal media that hundreds of thousands of people get laid off from companies that get the largest tax breaks. Offshore corporate headquarters for tax havens are good for the economy - they keep lots of money available to make new jobs instead of handing it all over to the government to be wasted paying for welfare queens to have abortions. Layoffs and plant closing are good for the economy — they provide a liquid labor pool for new business growth. I don't care that some of these union slackers have complaints about not being able to pay their health insurance or feed their families. If they would work for a fair wage they wouldn't have to be laid off in the first place. It doesn't bother me that CEOs will cut jobs before they cut their own salaries. In fact, the CEOs earned their salaries and the losers who lost their jobs were just dragging the company down anyway, especially these black union activists. The wealth disparity in this country doesn't bother me. We all have the same opportunities and anyone can become a multi-millionaire — the shoe would be on the other foot if these lazy liberals somehow managed to make it into the millionaire's club, wouldn't it? All these screaming bleeding-heart liberals would agree with me as soon as they made their first million. But they won't ever be millionaires because all liberals are lazy slackers who want to feed off my tax money, screw around and have children that I have to pay for out of my tax money while their daddies work as drug dealers and spread AIDS or just laze around like porch monkeys and drain my money out of the government. Thank God I have a gun. Even although I live in a trailer right now, I'm planning on being a millionaire someday soon. I'd be a millionaire already if it wasn't for affirmative action holding us superior white people down while the coloreds get everything handed to them on a silver platter.

I am against immigration; I am tired of immigrants coming to this country and taking our jobs. It doesn't bother me that our corporations are shipping our jobs to other countries for cheaper labor and to avoid labor regulations. It's cheaper that way and we all benefit. I know why the illegal immigrants come here and squirt babies out of their bodies as fast as possible - they want to live off our welfare system and get us to pay for the little brown brats education and health care. They even want us to pay for their meals at school. Last time I checked, schools weren't restaurants. I think they should all be put in jail and shipped back where they came from. The border patrol should shoot the freeloader illiegal aliens as they try to sneak their way into our great country. Maybe a few of them blacks would get off welfare too, if more fruit and cotton picking jobs were available due to a lack of illegals to take their jobs away.

I'm tired of minorities whining; They have the same opportunities as everyone else. I don't care if their great great grandparents lived during segregation. That was in the past; the new coloreds who were born here have the same chances as anyone else. They need to get over it. And don't get me started on the faggots. My children are all normal - they would never think of being homosexuals because I brought them up right, with a stiff belt to the ass and plenty of bible study. That's what all the faggots needed when they were kids. I have no sympathy for their AIDS riddled asses.

Speaking of AIDS, I believe that the country's moral decay can be traced back to one man - Bill Clinton; It doesn't matter to me that he was elected twice. He shouldn't have lied to us about having sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski (a jewess). He should not have been doing anything in the Oval Office other than working. And no way should he have been committing sodomy with anyone in there, especially a fat jewish daughter of Moses when he should have been doing God's work for our Christian country.